I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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