I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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