the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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