Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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