i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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