WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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