Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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