Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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