12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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