She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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