You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
As shirtless as possible
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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