If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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