Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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