I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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