He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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