i would punch a child for taco bell
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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