no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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