The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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