I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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