i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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