I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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