Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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