dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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