I need help removing her.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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