HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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