If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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