I smell stomach acid.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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