Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we made out on top of his cat.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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