i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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