How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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