Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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