i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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