Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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