Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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