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No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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