Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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