But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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