Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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