Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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