I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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