I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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