New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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