yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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