At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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