I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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