My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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