I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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