the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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