new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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