Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
