Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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